15 mesaje amuzante în limba engleză

Mesaje amuzante

Utilizarea incorectă sau stângace a unei limbi poate rezulta în mesaje al căror sens nu are nicio legătură cu intenția vorbitorului. Azi ne delectăm cu 15 astfel de mesaje, culese de prin hotelurile, cimitirele și ziarele din țări în care engleza nu este limbă oficială. Într-unele dintre mesaje, problema nu este atât una de limbă, cât una de logică. Oricum ar fi, desprindem învățăminte din fiecare.

Ascultă explicațiile audio pentru mesajele de mai jos.

  1. If you cannot reach a fire exit, close the door and expose yourself at the window. (hotel, Finland)
  2. Customers are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 AM daily. (hotel, Athens)
  3. You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. (hotel, Tokyo)
  4. The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time, we regret that you will be unbearable. (hotel lobby, Bucharest)
  5. Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. (restaurant menu, Switzerland)
  6. Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. (cocktail lounge, Norway)
  7. We take your bags and send them in all directions. (airline office, Copenhagen)
  8. Specialist in women and other diseases (doctor’s office, Rome)
  9. Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. (laundry room, Rome)
  10. Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. (cemetery)
  11. A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers. (newspaper, Africa)
  12. There will be a Moscow exhibition of arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past few years. (newspaper, Soviet Union)
  13. Trespassers will be prostituted. (private property)
  14. Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty. (zoo, Budapest)
  15. Would you like to ride on your own ass? (advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand)

Surse: English Forums, Guy Sports, Mark Collins NZ Ltd., UPenn, GNU

  • Dan Gheorghe Petru spune:

    Draga Alexandra, cred ca in ultimii 10 ani nu m-am distrat asa de bine,ca mai inainte,ascultand lectia ta de “mesaje amuzante in limba engleza”…dupa parerea mea ,la 99 % dintre cei care au ascultat aceasta lectie,le-a ramas “intiparit” mesajul tau…este foarte important sa vorbim corect aceasta limba. A fost foarte distractiv,iti multumesc din suflet !
    Cu stima
    Danny G.P.

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